Kramer

A pig-man. Half pig, half man!

Elaine

That's great Kramer... So-So, anyway, tell us what's involved in being a Godparent.

Jerry

(a la 'Don Corleione') Elaine, never ask me about my business!.... (SHEEPISH) 'Godfather.'

Stan

The most important thing is you help with the bris.

Jerry

The bris?