Kramer

Hey, I'm tellin ya the pig-man is alive. The government has been experimenting with pig-men since the fifties.

Jerry

Oh, will you stop it. Just because a hospital studying DNA research doesn't mean they're creating a race of mutant pig-men!

Kramer

Jerry wake up to reality. It's a military thing. They're probably creating a whole army of pig warriors.

George

I tell you something. I wish there were pig-men. You get a few of these pig-men walking around suddenly I'm looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody wants to fix me up at least they could say, 'Hey he's no pig-man!'

Jerry

Believe me, there'd be plenty of women going for these pig-men. Whatever the deformity is there's always some group of perverts that's attracted to it. 'Oo that little tail really turns me on.'