Kramer

Jerry wake up to reality. It's a military thing. They're probably creating a whole army of pig warriors.

George

I tell you something. I wish there were pig-men. You get a few of these pig-men walking around suddenly I'm looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody wants to fix me up at least they could say, 'Hey he's no pig-man!'

Jerry

Believe me, there'd be plenty of women going for these pig-men. Whatever the deformity is there's always some group of perverts that's attracted to it. 'Oo that little tail really turns me on.'

Elaine

(MUMBLES) That's just about enough

Jerry

Oh, what's the matter this doesn't interest you?