George

That's where I come in. Umm, on splat. Uh, you see, Mrs. Sweedler, or is it hospital administrator Sweedler?

Sweedler

Mrs. Sweedler's fine.

George

Mrs. Sweedler thank you. Y-You see, this tragedy affected me in a very, very personal way.

Sweedler

How is that?

George

Yes, well you see, the deceased landed on my car. The uh splat, as it were, actually occurred on the roof of my car. Now of course I can't help but feel that had it been a convertible this whole tragedy might have been averted but I've never been the kind of guy to buy a convertible, what with the baldness and everything.