George

Mrs. Sweedler thank you. Y-You see, this tragedy affected me in a very, very personal way.

Sweedler

How is that?

George

Yes, well you see, the deceased landed on my car. The uh splat, as it were, actually occurred on the roof of my car. Now of course I can't help but feel that had it been a convertible this whole tragedy might have been averted but I've never been the kind of guy to buy a convertible, what with the baldness and everything.

Sweedler

Well I have known bald men who owned convertibles. They wore a hat.

George

Yes but then everything is all pulled down and it's jus.. Anyway. The damage, unfortunately, has marred an otherwise fine automobile, rendering it virtually undriveable.