Jerry

Who's got a tissues? I need more tissues! Look at this thing. It's my phone finger!

George

Be careful, you're getting blood all over the car.

Kramer

What about the baby?

Jerry

Oh the baby's fine. They just took him to the hospital as a precautionary measure. But look at me. I'm the one who's hurt.

Elaine

Would you stop it? You're just gonna need a few stitches.