The Bris Season 5, Episode 5

George

Be careful, you're getting blood all over the car.

Kramer

What about the baby?

Jerry

Oh the baby's fine. They just took him to the hospital as a precautionary measure. But look at me. I'm the one who's hurt.

Elaine

Would you stop it? You're just gonna need a few stitches.

Jerry

A few stitches? I've never had stitches. I'll be deformed. I can't live with that. It goes against my whole personality. It's not me!