Elaine

What is this about?

Jerry

I met this deaf lineswoman at the tennis match.

Elaine

You are kidding. That is amazing. (She pushes Jerry, Jerry falls back into Kramer.) I just took a car service from work and to get the driver to not talk to me, I pretended I was going deaf.

Jerry

Wow good plan.

Elaine

Oh didn't work. He caught me hearing. Alright it's terrible, but I'm not a terrible person.