Kramer

No, no, no. That's hundred percent non-fat.

Jerry

Well, how else could this have happened?

Kramer

Well, maybe it's the Oreos.

Elaine

I don't eat Oreos.

Kramer

You don't eat Oreos? (acts out eating Oreos) The way you break them open? You're (does a bunch of licking motions) ~ practically having sex with them.