Jerry

Those damn 'I love you' returns.

George

Well, it's all over. I slipped up.

Jerry

Oh, you don't know.

George

You have any idea how fast these things deteriorate when there's an 'I love you' out of the bag? You can't have a relationship where one person says, 'I love you', and the other says, 'I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat.'.

Jerry

Unless you're married.