Estelle

Be quiet. They're starting the press conference.

Giuliani

My campaign staff has received some very disturbing information regarding the fat content in yogurt that's being sold throughout the city. I pledge to you now, that if I'm elected mayor, as my first order of business I'll appoint a special task force to investigate this matter. I promise you, my fellow New Yorkers, that Mayor Giuliani will do everything possible to cleanse this city of this falsified non-fat yogurt.

Jerry

The old yogurt was so much better. Oh, this is terrible.

George

Phew!

Elaine

Oh, it stinks.