Jerry

What if I shampoo? Sometimes a shampoo helps.

George

You've got to start seeing someone else. Get out of this relationship.

Jerry

I can't. He loves me. He says I'm his most loyal customer. Plus he's right there on the corner. I'd have to pass him every day when I go by.

George

Well, you gotta do it.

Jerry

I can't, I can't. I'd break his heart.