Jerry

What do you mean you show up?

George

I show up. I pretend I have the job. The guy's on vacation. If I have the job, it's fine. If I don't have the job, by the time he comes back, I'm ensconced.

Jerry

Hmm. Not bad.

George

What's the worst thing that could happen?

Jerry

Well, you'd be embarrassed and humiliated in front of a large group of people and have to walk out in shame with your tail between your legs.