George

(to various people as he walks in) Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Hi nice to see you. How are you. Good morning. (to the secretary) Good morning.

Secretary

How can I help you?

George

The name's George Constanza. I'm starting work here today. I was wondering if you could tell me where my office is.

Secretary

I wasn't aware that, uh, Mike, this is George Constanza. He's starting here today.

Mike

Welcome aboard.