Jerry

Okay, starting...NOW!

Kramer

Yeah!

Jerry

One of the problems in life is that when you're a kid, you have a certain way of working out disagreements. And those laws do not work in the adult world. One of the main ways that kids resolve any dispute is by calling it. One of them says, 'I got the front seat' 'I wanted the front seat!' 'I called it'. And the other kid knows he's got nothing to say: 'He called it. What can I do?' If there was a Kid Court Of Law, it holds up. 'Your Honour, my client did ask for the front seat' And the judge would go, 'Did he call it?' 'Well no, he didn't call-' BANG! (Jerry imitates a judge banging his gavel.) 'He has to call it, case closed. Objection overruled.'

George

I love the mirror in that bathroom! I don't know what in the hell it is. I look terrific in that mirror. (George sits.) I don't know if it's the tile or the lighting... I feel like Robert Wagner.

Jerry

It's a good mirror. (They look at their menus.) So, what are you gettin'?