The Barber Season 5, Episode 8

Elaine

What? No Jerry, you have to go.

George

You know Elaine, I'd do it but I'm working that day.

Elaine

(dryly) Yeah, too bad.

Kramer

It the worst haircut Jerry's ever had. You gotta fix it.

Gino

Sure, I fix. But you gotta make sure you no tell anybody. He's a little crazy. I don't know what he'd do if he found out I touch Jerry's hair.