The Barber Season 5, Episode 8

Gino

(Enzo enters) So I love the Edward Scissorhands. That's the best movie I've ever seen.

Enzo

Oh ah, again with the Edward Scissorhand. How can you have hand like a scissor, huh? Show me one person who's got hand like a scissor.

Gino

Hey, it's a beautiful dream. I'd love to be this man.

Enzo

Did you ever think about what you're going to do on the toilet? (yelling) What are you going to do on the toilet?

Kramer

I'd like to have shoehorn hands.