Jerry

Remember the guy who pretended he had cancer so O would buy him the toupee?

Kramer

So he actually had it?

Jerry

No, car accident. He was trying to adjust his toupee while he was driving and he lost control of the car.

Elaine

That poor priest. He was just visiting from El Salvador. Now he's gone completely loco.

Jerry

The one Puddy screamed at in the car?