Elaine

(she's upset, gets up and yells) OK look this is my boyfriend we're talking about OK? And he's a gentlemen, he's good looking, he's a good shaver and he hasn't thrown up in eigth years so just shut up about him! Shut up!

Elaine

The whole city is talking about this monster Joel Rifkin, and I am dating a Joel Rifkin.

Jerry

But you like your Joel Rifkin.

Elaine

Yeah. I just wish he has a different name.

Jerry

Ask him to change it.