The Cigar Store Indian Season 5, Episode 10

Gepetto

They left you home alone, huh?

Ricky

Oh, 'kay, see. On this particular Tuesday (he swaps seats and sits beside Elaine) you could've watched six hours of Lucy. There's I Love Lucy, The Lucy Show, Here's Lucy.

Elaine

Oh, (nervous laugh) my stop. (making her escape) Bye-bye.

Ricky

(after Elaine) Hey miss! (waving TV Guide) You forgot this!

Gepetto

They don't make these any more. The work is, is all done by hand. (Sylvia enters the store behind him) Takes years, and years, and... (notices) Sylvia! For crying out, you're forty-five minutes late!