Frank

How do you just walk into a house and take a TV Guide? How does she expect you to watch TV? (doorbell rings) Am I just supposed to turn it on and wander aimlessly around the dial?

Ricky

Hello. Is Elaine home?

Estelle

Elaine Benes? Oh, she's my son's friend.

Frank

(shouting) And she's not welcome in this house!

Ricky

(entering) Oh, 'cos I made her this very special gift. 'Kay, it's a bouquet of paper from her TV Guide.