Jerry

Look, we got five hours before the game. I am betting it was a funeral 'hello'. He knows we're here, he knows the number, he knows we want to go. There's plenty of time for him to call and give us the tickets.

Kramer

You stubborn, stupid, silly man!

Puddy

Hey, great dip. You made this?

Elaine

No, it's from the store.

Puddy

Oh. Hey, how come people don't have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack, why can't it be a meal, you know? I don't understand stuff like that.