Priest

The first step would be to familiarize yourself with these texts (brings out a pile of books).

George

Ah hah. You see Father, I'm I'm incredibly anxious to become a member. Um, don't you offer any kind of an express conversion? A quick change?

Roberta

Oh I'm sorry. Father, there's a man waiting in the chapel.

Priest

You may attend to it Sister, oh this is George Costanza. He is interested in joining the church.

Roberta

Oh are you? That's wonderful. Well good luck to you.