George

I can't believe how easy it is. I'm virtually Orthodox. All I have to do is read a few books, memorize a few prayers, and I'm in the club.

Jerry

That's all there is to it.

George

That's all there is to it. By Christmas day I will be Brother Costanza.

Jerry

And when is Brother Costanza planning on telling Mother Costanza?

George

Brother Costanza will be taking the vow of silence.