Elaine

3 squares? you can't spare 3 squares??

Jane

no I don't have a square to spare, I can't spare a square

Elaine

oh is it two-ply? cause it it's two-ply I'll take one ply, one ply, one puny little ply, I'll take one measly ply

Jane

look, I don't have a square and I don't have a ply (flushing and leaving)

Elaine

No no, no no, don't don't, I beg you