Tony

my popcorn, you were supposed to get me popcorn what? would you forget about me babe?

Elaine

you would not believe what just happened to me in the bathroom

Jane

I mean.. a person needs a certain amount of toilet paper to be covered.. I simply could not spare it this woman just didn't get it, she kept harassing me

Elaine

3 squares!! that's all I was asking for! 3 squares!

Jane

she wouldn't stop 'help me! help me!' she was insane