Elaine

you would not believe what just happened to me in the bathroom

Jane

I mean.. a person needs a certain amount of toilet paper to be covered.. I simply could not spare it this woman just didn't get it, she kept harassing me

Elaine

3 squares!! that's all I was asking for! 3 squares!

Jane

she wouldn't stop 'help me! help me!' she was insane

Elaine

I was begging her 'please! please!' she was insane