Jane

I mean.. a person needs a certain amount of toilet paper to be covered.. I simply could not spare it this woman just didn't get it, she kept harassing me

Elaine

3 squares!! that's all I was asking for! 3 squares!

Jane

she wouldn't stop 'help me! help me!' she was insane

Elaine

I was begging her 'please! please!' she was insane

Jerry

who do you think she is? how dare she? you want me to get the manager? too bad they don't have those old ladies walking around with flashlights anymore we'd flush her out