Jerry

Alright! (picks up the phone and dials) Hello, Alec? Hi, it's Jerry Seinfeld. You know, you got a great 'John Houseman' name. Alec Berg. Did you hand in your assignment, Mr. Berg?

Alec

What can I do for you, Jerry?

Jerry

Well, Alec, the reason I called is I just wanted to thank you for the tickets from the other night.

Alec

I wish you'd called me earlier, I could have given you my tickets for tonight.

Jerry

Oh, you already gave them away?