Elaine

Excuse me.

Elaine

No noo no, we just bought this. . . . Um, you sold us a cake with a (quietly) hair on it.

Clerk

You have to take a number.

Elaine

We waited fifteen minutes for this. Tst - YOU SELL ME A CAKE WITH A HAIR ON IT. Then you want me to wait? . . . What are you doing (to Jerry taking a number) you're gonna wait now?

Jerry

Well, I'm not going to eat a cake with a hair on it.