Elaine

We waited fifteen minutes for this. Tst - YOU SELL ME A CAKE WITH A HAIR ON IT. Then you want me to wait? . . . What are you doing (to Jerry taking a number) you're gonna wait now?

Jerry

Well, I'm not going to eat a cake with a hair on it.

Elaine

Well it was a little hair. I took it off.

Jerry

A little hair? Do you think that makes it better?

Elaine

What if it's your hair?