Jerry

A little hair? Do you think that makes it better?

Elaine

What if it's your hair?

Jerry

What if it's your hair?

Elaine

(Wh-wh) What is wrong with my hair? Nobody takes better care of their hair than me. You can serve dinner on my head.

Jerry

Who needs that misty herbal rain water crap they sell in the health food store. I use Prell, the hard stuff. Hundred proof - takes your roots out. (pretends to pull hair out)