Kramer

(reading from the Penthouse Forum) 'I know this is going to sound like a crazy fantasy but every word of this story is true...' (exits to street) ' A few weeks ago my girlfriend happened to mention to me how attractive she thought our new neighbor Linda was...'

George

L-Look at this?

Kramer

Ahh.

George

Somebody double parked and blocked us in. D-DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHOSE CAR THAT IS? Maybe there's a note on it. Ohh-oh brother. No, no note. Can you believe this?

Kramer

'...well of course I noticed it too with those cannibal breasts and pouty lips. I don't have to tell you she was a knock out....' (turns the page)