The Dinner Party Season 5, Episode 13

Clerk

(coughing and coughing, getting really bad)

Jerry

Oh, that's lovely.

Elaine

Ah,

Jerry

That's what you want to see, yeah. . . . Yeah, you want to trade your hair for some phlegm.

Jerry

Yeah that's a good deal -- you win the Pennant with that trade, hair for phlegm.