Jerry

I don't know if you should sit for this or not. Sitting is good if you faint, but standing is good for jumping up and down. I can't decide.

Elaine

Jumping up and down? What are you talking about? C'mon. Cough it up.

Jerry

Oh, Elaine. You know the way I am ' rarely ever thinking of myself. My only concern is the welfare and happiness of those close to me. Sure, it hurts sometimes to give, and give, and give...

Elaine

Would you please?

Jerry

What would you say if I told you that...