Jerry

Golden Boy's always the first shirt I wear out of the laundry. Here... touch Golden Boy!

Elaine

No thanks. (to the phone) Yeah, Yeah I'll hold.

Jerry

But see look at the collar, it's fraying. Golden Boy is slowly dying. Each wash brings him one step closer, that's what makes the T-shirt such a tragic figure.

Elaine

Why don't you just let Golden Boy soak in the sink with some Woolight?

Jerry

No!!! The reason he's the iron man is because he goes out there and plays every game. Wash!!! Spin!!! Rinse!!! Spin!!! You take that away from him, you break his spirit!