George

I was curious! (imitating his mom's voice)

Jerry

Isn't that against the law?

George

Maybe I can get her locked up.

Elaine

(gasp) Hey Jerry, you're in the Alumni magazine! Listen to this: Jerry Seinfeld has appeared on 'David Letterman' and the 'Tonight Show' and he did a pilot for NBC called 'Jerry' ...that was not picked up. Georgie, how come there's not anything about you in here?

Jerry

He can't handle the truth!