Jerry

Isn't that against the law?

George

Maybe I can get her locked up.

Elaine

(gasp) Hey Jerry, you're in the Alumni magazine! Listen to this: Jerry Seinfeld has appeared on 'David Letterman' and the 'Tonight Show' and he did a pilot for NBC called 'Jerry' ...that was not picked up. Georgie, how come there's not anything about you in here?

Jerry

He can't handle the truth!

Elaine

All right... (slaps the magazine down on the counter) this is too much fun, I gotta get back to work. (heads for the door)