George

(pauses for a few seconds) ...OK, I'm tellin' you right now - if your kiddin' around I'm not gonna be able to be your friend anymore. I'm serious about that. You got that.

Jerry

I got no problem with that.

George

Good. Cause if this is a lie, if this is a joke, if this is your idea of some cute little game... we're finished!

Jerry

Expect a call.

George

Oh my god he's not kidding. (exhale gasp)