Elaine

Ohh, That is so true! (clutches her hands to her chest)

Lippman

Yes.

Elaine

Although one wonders if 'War and Peace' would has been as highly acclaimed as it was, had it was published under it's original title 'War---What Is It Good For?'

Lippman

What?

Elaine

Yeah. Mr. Lippman. It was *his mistress* who insisted that he call it...