The Apartment Season 2, Episode 5

Jerry

'Cause I'm an idiot! You may think you're an idiot, but with all due respect, I'm a much bigger idiot than you are.

George

Don't insult me, my friend. Remember who you're talking to. No one's a bigger idiot than me.

Jerry

Did you ever ask an ex-girlfriend to move into your building?

George

Did you ever go to a singles weekend in the Pocono's?

Jerry

She's right in my building! Right above me! Every time I come in the building, I'm gonna have to sneak around like a cat burglar.