Jerry

So she tought I did it to get back at her

George

Why didn't you just tell her?

Jerry

I don't think that's the kind of thing you wanna hear about your father. But I'll tell you when he came out of that bathroom and he was kneading that dough, it was a wild scene.

George

How could he not have washed?

Jerry

Even if you're not gonna soap up, at least pretend for my benefit. Turn the water on, do something.