George

Don't insult me, my friend. Remember who you're talking to. No one's a bigger idiot than me.

Jerry

Did you ever ask an ex-girlfriend to move into your building?

George

Did you ever go to a singles weekend in the Pocono's?

Jerry

She's right in my building! Right above me! Every time I come in the building, I'm gonna have to sneak around like a cat burglar.

George

You're doomed. You're gonna have to have all your sex at women's apartments. It'll be like a permanent road trip. Forget about the home bed advantage.