The Apartment Season 2, Episode 5

Jerry

Did you ever ask an ex-girlfriend to move into your building?

George

Did you ever go to a singles weekend in the Pocono's?

Jerry

She's right in my building! Right above me! Every time I come in the building, I'm gonna have to sneak around like a cat burglar.

George

You're doomed. You're gonna have to have all your sex at women's apartments. It'll be like a permanent road trip. Forget about the home bed advantage.

Jerry

But I need the home bed advantage.