Elaine

There's this blind guy at a party I was at, and he felt my face for a really long time. You know, to see what I looked like. He almost put his finger up my nose.

Jerry

(very disinterested) Hum... ok, what else you got?

Elaine

OK, I'm not gonna tell you the rest of the list.

Jerry

Oh, because I didn't think the blind guy did it?

Elaine

Because you have an attitude.