The Apartment Season 2, Episode 5

Jerry

She's right in my building! Right above me! Every time I come in the building, I'm gonna have to sneak around like a cat burglar.

George

You're doomed. You're gonna have to have all your sex at women's apartments. It'll be like a permanent road trip. Forget about the home bed advantage.

Jerry

But I need the home bed advantage.

George

Of course. We all do.

Jerry

Come in for two minutes and sit with me.