Elaine

(feels the fabric) It must be the fabric. It's rubbing between you thighs when you walk. That's what's making that swooshy sound.

George

I probably didn't hear it on the way over because of the street noise. (he panics) This is no good! I got to meet these guys from MacKenzie for lunch in half an hour!

Jerry

So what? What would they care?

George

This MacKenzie, he's a bit of a nut. Someone told me he fired the last guy because his nose whistled when he breathed.

Jerry

So you think you're not gonna get the job because your pants make a noise?