The Apartment Season 2, Episode 5

Jerry

If they were fanatic about showers, they might.

George

For that rent, she'd take a bath in the toilet tank if she had to.

Jerry

Look at that woman feeding her baby greasy, disgusting, coffee shop corned beef hash. Isn't that child abuse?

George

I'd like to have a kid. Of course, you have to have a date first... Remember my friend, Adam, from Detroit?

Jerry

Yeah, the guy with the flat head.