Kramer

Ya, Mickey. He hooked me up. We're stand-ins for the actors on 'All My Children.' Mickey, he's a stand-in for an eight year old kid and I stand in for the kids father.

Mickey

(to Jerry then both Jerry and George) But I got a big problem. The kid I stand in for, he's growing. He was four feet last month, now he's like four-two and a half. He shot up two and a half inches. I can do four-two, four-three is a stretch, any higher than that and I'm gonna be out on my ass doing that para-legal crap.

Jerry

How do you stop a kid from growing?

Kramer

(to Mickey) I told you, you should offer him some cigarettes.

Mickey

I offered him cigarettes, (to Jerry and George) but his stupid mother is hanging around. She won't let him have any.