George

For that rent, she'd take a bath in the toilet tank if she had to.

Jerry

Look at that woman feeding her baby greasy, disgusting, coffee shop corned beef hash. Isn't that child abuse?

George

I'd like to have a kid. Of course, you have to have a date first... Remember my friend, Adam, from Detroit?

Jerry

Yeah, the guy with the flat head.

George

He's a cube. Anyway, he got married six months ago. He told me ever since he's been wearing a wedding band, women have been coming on to him everywhere he goes.